My husband and I have a really cool set of “couple friends”
I mean, that is really hard to come by. This married couple who have 3 kids the same as us, same ages, yadda . It was perfect….perfect until:
They sent a mother effing Christmas news letter!!!!!!!
Yeah- telling us about all their breath taking vacations – did you know how beautiful Iceland is?? Eeeffff no. I feel like I travel the world when I get to go down every aisle at the grocery store.
The letter went on for two pages describing promotions, Au pairs and purchases. And before I could read about the kids accomplishments I tore up the letter and watched the pieces fall to the floor like snowflakes . Then I got out the broom and dust pan. Who else is going to clean that up???? Just kidding , I went and ate a bag of M&M’s. For all I know that mess is still there.
By the way an “Au pair” is a fancy nanny sort that usually come from another country.
-You’re welcome –
Please be on the look out for our family’s Christmas card. It will be filled with news of : “hey- I wasn’t fired this year” and “guess how many times we contracted head lice this year”
(not the actual Christmas card)