What it’s like on the inside of a minivan:
I have a 6 year old boy (D), 3 year old girl (CC) and a 2 year old boy (Y).
CC–(3 year old girl): Talking non-stop gibberish, ranging from topics of her baby “Patty” (who won’t stop crying) to Donald Duck who is apparently a selfish boyfriend to Daisy. She also wants “Chick-Kill-A.”
D (Oldest son) “CC, I can’t hear the movie.”
CC: “Dad, turn up the movie, we can’t hear it.”
D: “No, I want you to stop talking.”
CC : “Dad, D told me to stop talking!!!”
And she then continues to talk about how she needs to talk and then starts a rendition of jingle bells.
D: *Rolls his eyes.*
Y (my 2 year old) : Sits happily, suspiciously quiet though he’s probably glad we didn’t forget him somewhere.