My husband is gone a lot but he is home right now. I asked him to open all the blinds for me. He says why?
Because I have to know who walks by the house!
He gives me a look that lets me know – he knows something is not right in my brain. He knows, that I know he knows. And he opens up the blinds.
You can find me, pulling a “Gladys Kravitz” 74% of the time.