There Will Be Beer Condoms

By: Tate

T bone says I need to make this blog generate 💰 money.

Me: how?
T bone: sell something
Me: what?
T-bone: I don’t know, contraceptives

Yaasssss! I want to sell “There Will Be Beer” condoms.
On each condom wrapper, I want a photograph of kids.
And then on the back of it, there should be a story of some sort of inevitable parenting fail.

Picture : A two year old with an exploded diaper all over your bedroom.
And the caption would read: This is your life in two short years. Enjoy!

Best condoms ever!!!!!!!!!!!

That whole scene was actually my Valentines evening. And the smell still lingers.
Happy Valentines, buttercups.

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