Me and My Whore Mouth

By: Ben

This is recycled from Facebook. But oh well.

As most of you know, my daughter sleeps in our bed and she has since she was 6 months old. Tonight, at age 13 months, I told her it was time to sleep in her bed. She sat straight up, looked me in the eye and shouted at me for a good 45 seconds. Just random, loud, high pitched babble.

I pretty much interpreted it as “you shut your whore mouth.”

So…..I shut my whore mouth. And she’s currently asleep. In our bed.

“Yep, I run this shit.” (I whispered this last part to myself as I turned over and got on the two feet of bed space-in my king sized bed-that my daughter graciously allows me to have.)

Apparently the only thing I actually run around this place is my whore mouth.

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