By: Tate

It is my understanding that if you get laser hair removal, you must first grow out that hair in the desired area.

I don’t know if that is true, but I make the decision to get laser hair removal based on that factor alone while I am in the shower.

I don’t want to shave my legs.
And what a luxury it would be to walk around this earth and not have to shave my legs.

I read an article that in Brazil, many bleach their body hair. So there’s that.

But I once heard a radio program that said there is actual scientific evidence that supports the theory that hair gives a person some sort of “6th sense” that helps the person be more aware of what’s going on around them. I totally have that.
I work off of vibes.
They are not always accurate, but I judge a person off their vibes seconds within meeting them. I think on the radio program they said hair has some sort of electro sensors. Anyway. Science, science, science.
I have tons of hair thus tons of sensors.

In fact , about 15 years ago, a group of my friends and I met this guy. Everyone immediately loved him. I shook his hand and straight out of  my mouth were the words: “I don’t like you. ”
I looked at my friend, Josh and said, “this guy is no good.”
Everyone thought I was being well… Tate-ish

And I was…. but my radar for bad people was going crazy!
And I couldn’t just sit there with all my senses going off and this incredible knowledge to bestow on all my wonderful friends who all but probably 3 thought  I was just a jerk.
But as it turns out… my friend , Josh, who I immediately shared my info with upon meeting this dude….ended up losing his girlfriend to him.

Now that’s not why I know he was a bad dude…. but you know. I think that
Josh probably thinks I am some sort of ESP genius or something and I’m fine with that.

But even with all my incredible power my hair gives me. If a laser hair removal spa would throw a few coupons my way I would gladly get rid of my leg sensors. Because really no one is going to listen to your hair sensors anyway, no matter how much they alarm you.

It’s just the ways of the world.


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