You know you are old and bitter when you watch an episode of the I Love Lucy show and think about the time when you overheard your friend’s mom refer your friendship as
“Lucy and Ethel”
And all you can think about is the fact that she called you the Ethel in the the friendship.
So now I can’t like her because she basically me old, fat and too dumb to come up with my own awesome ideas.
New shirt idea:
“Nobody’s Ethel ”
On a grey shirt.